I Don't Think the Sign is Working

Caution!

This sign has sharp edges.

Danger - Dinosaur Area

No swimming

if you can't swim

Beware of shaven head kids

Don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor

the cockroaches are getting cancer

In case of fire

In case of fire
Exit building before tweeting about it

If door does not open

If door does not open
Do not enter

Do not drink water

Fish crap in it

Please don't push strangers...

...in front of oncoming trains.

How to get super powers

How to get super powers

A very high voltage

Danger High Voltage
ONE GAZILLION VOLTS

If you see someone drowning LOL

If you see someone drowning (LOL) call 911

Goats can't read!

Please do not climb on rock.

Funny Animal Warning Sign: This was animal warning sign.....

This was animal warning sign, a d***head stole it

Poor English Sign: Please refrain from making loud noises.....

ATTENTION
Please refrain from making loud noises, to mitigate the neighbors complaint.

Funny Animal Sign: Beware Jumping Gay Walrus

Beware Jumping Gay Walrus

Funny Help Desk Warning

WARNING! If the help desk thinks your question is stupid, we will set you on fire.