Best Burger in Town

Sorry we're closed due to short staff

Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!

Poor english

but great Oriental food

Only well behaved children are welcome

NOTICE
Only well behaved children who can keep their food in their plates and their bottoms on their seats are welcome
Thankyou

Out of control children will be smoke and ground up for sausage

Screaming, obnoxious, or out of control children, will be smoke and ground up for sausage.

Spongebob is hiring managers

Spongebob is here hiring a managers.

Funny Restaurant Sign: If your order is not ready in .......

If your order is not ready in 5 min., it'll ready in 10 or 15 minutes...Relax & Enjoy!