Funny Signs

Caution!

2012-01-04T07:56:00.000-08:00

This sign has sharp edges.

Co-Pilot checklist

2012-01-02T08:41:00.000-08:00

Sorry we're closed due to short staff

2011-12-30T08:11:00.000-08:00

Hire taller staff cause I need a taco!

Danger - Dinosaur Area

2011-12-28T07:04:00.000-08:00

Warning ! Tigers spray to mark their territory

2011-12-26T07:19:00.000-08:00

Do not post this sign on internet

2011-12-24T07:07:00.000-08:00

20 Creative Tip Jar Signs

2011-12-22T07:24:00.000-08:00

Slow Children

2011-12-20T07:45:00.000-08:00

20 Funny Sports Fan Signs

2011-12-18T07:35:00.000-08:00

Poor english

2011-12-16T07:10:00.000-08:00

but great Oriental food

No swimming

2011-12-14T23:39:00.000-08:00

if you can't swim

Beware of shaven head kids

2011-12-12T07:04:00.000-08:00

Don't throw your cigarette ends on the floor

2011-12-10T00:02:00.000-08:00

the cockroaches are getting cancer

In case of fire

2011-12-08T07:26:00.000-08:00

In case of fire
Exit building before tweeting about it

15 Misspelled Protest Signs

2011-12-06T09:44:00.000-08:00

Please No Ducks

2011-12-04T09:37:00.000-08:00

Why?

If door does not open

2011-12-02T08:25:00.000-08:00

If door does not open
Do not enter

15 Bizarre Traffic Signs

2011-11-30T07:07:00.000-08:00

Sign thieves are terrorist

2011-11-28T07:19:00.000-08:00

20 Funny hacked stop signs

2011-11-26T07:38:00.000-08:00

Elevator is out for service

2011-11-24T08:48:00.000-08:00

Elevator is out for service
Please use elevator

Chick Point

2011-11-22T07:35:00.000-08:00

Do not drink water

2011-11-20T07:14:00.000-08:00

Fish crap in it

20 Best Signs from Occupy Wall Street

2011-11-18T07:46:00.000-08:00

Source: Daily Dawdle

Vote no school

2011-11-16T07:28:00.000-08:00

Vote no school Levy's
The correct plural form of levy is levies not "LEVY"S."
Support your schools!

Internet hole

2011-11-14T00:25:00.000-08:00

Internet hole?

How to check baby's diaper

2011-11-12T09:15:00.000-08:00

Checking baby's diaper

We can repair anything except our door bell

2011-11-10T09:48:00.000-08:00

We can repair anything
(Please knock hard on the door. The bell doesn't work.)

Not allowed to pregnant

2011-11-09T07:56:00.000-08:00

Put your chewing gum in the bins

2011-11-07T08:26:00.000-08:00

Do Not Put Your Chewing Gum In The Urinals
Please Use The Bins Provided
<He's doing it right :)>

Only well behaved children are welcome

2011-11-05T07:25:00.000-07:00

NOTICE
Only well behaved children who can keep their food in their plates and their bottoms on their seats are welcome
Thankyou

Poop on sale?

2011-11-03T07:43:00.000-07:00

POOP
2 for $14

This is a door!

2011-11-01T23:39:00.000-07:00

Important notice...
This is a door!
(Trying to walk through it can be painful but so funny)

You can pick any two...

2011-10-31T00:44:00.000-07:00

We offer three kinds of service:
GOOD-CHEAP-FAST
You can pick any two
GOOD service CHEAP won't be FAST
GOOD service FAST won't be CHEAP
FAST service CHEAP won't be GOOD

25 Funny hacked digital road signs

2011-10-29T08:30:00.000-07:00

Please don't push strangers...

2011-10-27T07:40:00.000-07:00

...in front of oncoming trains.

How to get super powers

2011-10-25T00:26:00.000-07:00

How to get super powers

15 Signs Improved by Hilarious Graffiti

2011-10-23T10:47:00.000-07:00

source

Comic san warning

2011-10-21T07:00:00.000-07:00

Everytime you use this font a designer loses their wings.

Press button...

2011-10-20T06:45:00.000-07:00

...in case of emergency

Please do not climb on the lion

2011-10-19T09:51:00.000-07:00

and who is stupid enough to do that?

Do not drink

2011-10-18T07:34:00.000-07:00

Toilets and urinals flushed with reclaimed water
Do Not Drink

Danger No Smoking

2011-10-17T09:56:00.000-07:00

DANGER
No Smoking
Unless You're on Fire

Don't feed your finger to the horse

2011-10-16T20:10:00.000-07:00

CAUTION
Please! Do Not Feed Your Finger to The Horse

Pool closed fecal accident

2011-10-15T19:50:00.000-07:00

Pool Closed Fecal Accident

Out of control children will be smoke and ground up for sausage

2011-10-14T09:17:00.000-07:00

Screaming, obnoxious, or out of control children, will be smoke and ground up for sausage.

Be careful of slippery

2011-10-13T09:17:00.000-07:00

Be careful of slippery
The careful roof falls the snow

A very high voltage

2011-10-12T09:40:00.000-07:00

Danger High Voltage
ONE GAZILLION VOLTS

Hot beer, lousy food, bad service

2011-10-12T08:49:00.000-07:00

Hot Beer
Lousy Food
Bad Service
Welcome
Have A Nice Day

If you see someone drowning LOL

2011-10-10T09:32:00.000-07:00

If you see someone drowning (LOL) call 911

Please don't let your dog...

2011-10-09T08:54:00.000-07:00

Please don't let your dog s**t on my front door. Thanks ;)

Win a Free Ride in a Police Car

2011-10-08T06:46:00.000-07:00

Win a FREE Ride in Police Car just by shoplifting from this store.
Lucky Winners can also get their name in the newspaper for their friends and family to see!
Won't Mom be so proud?

Goats can't read!

2011-10-07T06:23:00.000-07:00

Please do not climb on rock.

Don't stick your elbow....

2011-10-06T01:51:00.000-07:00

Don't stick your elbow too far it might go home in another car.

Spongebob is hiring managers

2011-10-05T04:49:00.000-07:00

Spongebob is here hiring a managers.

Have you seen him?

2011-10-04T04:38:00.000-07:00

Have you seen him? Probably not.
Because then you would be dead

Rick Astley is never gonna.....

2011-10-03T04:24:00.000-07:00

Rick Astley is never gonna:
Give you up.
Let you down.
Run around and desert you.
Make you cry.
Say goodbye.
Tell a lie and hurt you.

Funny Beggar Sign: Give me your money or i'll kick you in the face

2011-10-02T04:16:00.000-07:00

Give me your money or I'll kick you in the face.

Funny traffic sign: Drunken people crossing

2011-10-01T00:36:00.000-07:00

Drunken people crossing

Poor English Sign: Let us do the birds friend

2011-09-30T10:13:00.000-07:00

Let us do the birds friend

Funny Dog Warning Sign

2011-09-29T09:55:00.000-07:00

Failed Security Dog

Funny Beach Sign: Please Don't Teach Your Garbage to Swim

2011-09-28T09:20:00.000-07:00

Please Don't Teach Your Garbage to Swim

Funny Animal Warning Sign: This was animal warning sign.....

2011-09-27T11:19:00.000-07:00

This was animal warning sign, a d***head stole it

Funny Store Sign: It's genuine but it's fake

2011-09-26T12:21:00.000-07:00

Genuine Fake Watches

Poor English Sign: Please refrain from making loud noises.....

2011-09-25T11:51:00.000-07:00

ATTENTION
Please refrain from making loud noises, to mitigate the neighbors complaint.

Funny Restaurant Sign: If your order is not ready in .......

2011-09-24T11:46:00.000-07:00

If your order is not ready in 5 min., it'll ready in 10 or 15 minutes...Relax & Enjoy!

Funny Population Sign

2011-09-23T11:11:00.000-07:00

Welcome to
Glendambo Elevation 150m
Population....
Sheep......22,500
Flies......2,000,000,000,000
Humans.....30

Funny Animal Sign: Beware Jumping Gay Walrus

2011-09-22T11:05:00.000-07:00

Beware Jumping Gay Walrus

Funny Help Desk Warning

2011-09-21T10:34:00.000-07:00

WARNING! If the help desk thinks your question is stupid, we will set you on fire.

Funny traffic sign: Caution Suicidal Dog Crossing

2011-09-20T10:21:00.000-07:00

CAUTION Suicidal Dog Crossing Please Drive Slow

Funny Parking Signs

2011-03-19T11:15:00.000-07:00

Poor English Signs

2011-03-15T06:09:00.000-07:00

Funny Traffic Signs

2011-03-03T01:30:00.000-08:00

Funny Homeless Signs

2011-02-27T22:43:00.000-08:00

Funny Zoo Signs

2011-02-24T22:27:00.000-08:00

Funny Toilet Signs

2011-02-23T06:19:00.000-08:00